Newton’s laws of criticism are three criticism laws that form the basis for classical criticism. They have been expressed in several different ways over nearly three centuries, and can be summarized as follows:
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Godfrey Kneller's Isaac Newton @ 1689 - Edited by Summer W.
- In the absence of a outside criticism, a critic is either silently plotting or constantly criticizing the same ol’ subjects.
- A critic proclaiming a critic C experiences a propagation p related to C by C = Po*p, where Po is a measure of critic’s popularity. Alternatively, a critic’s assertiveness is proportional to the publishing time derivative of mass media attention.
- Whenever a first critic exerts a critic C on a second critic, the second critic exerts a critic −C on the first critic. C and −C are equal in magnitude and opposite in direction, though they tend to increase exponentially in time.
These laws describe the relationship between the criticism acting on a critic’s object and the dynamic of that critic itself. They were never published by Sir Isaac Newton in any of his works, thoughPhilosophiæ Naturalis Principia Criticismus sounds good to me. These laws however can be used to criticize and analyze the actions of many social objects and societies. For example, by using these laws of criticism and combining them with the law of universal criticism, we can explain Kepler’s laws of mass media news.
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